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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

At IKEA they're not people, they're människor.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The Sassy Cryptids is a great band name...

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Tours with Leftover Salmon and Lettuce

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It's time to play Olympic-level The Floor Is Lava

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Vogue models

[-] Snooks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Äkkcied. $3/tab or gelatin meatball

this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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