I'll take 2 because otherwise the dollar might get lonely...
Well you know what they say; two's company, three's a crowd
I'll take $0 dollar because grindset-something
sigma balls lmao
What's a "sigma balls lmao"?
Not much, how about you?
I'll take none. I don't trust money, or rather, the people who have money. If I take your dollar, I'll owe you When will you collect? How will you collect? How much will it cost me? I'm sure I won't like any of the answers. You clearly have money to spend, so you cannot be trusted.
All I want is a pound of flesh in return. Is that too much to ask?
A pound of flesh for $1? Even chicken is at least $6/lb!
does it matter whose flesh?
Billionaires: Can't I have it all?
I'll take $1, tell you to give the other dollar to someone in need, then reap the rewards of social media vitality for my kindness.
Nice try, but I have more than that now and don't want to go down to either.
You e got more than TWO!
Communists : $1.50
About $3.50
Ill take two of the first choice instead of the second choice!
Candy bars cost more than $1 now ๐
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