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[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

Why not just ignore the stick and go conquer the land that the stick came from? Put houses, trains, and farms on the land and civilize the place?

[-] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

In stick's homeland, there are many sticks.

[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

rich in resources? perfect.

[-] Starshader@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Because US just conquer the place. They do not train, farm and civilize. And the stick isn't made of oil.

[-] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Bringing democracy to Stickanistan.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

As suggested by the name, Marines live in water and sticks are on land. The Marines are out of their element.

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago
[-] chevy9294@monero.town 34 points 1 year ago

That will make global warming faster and it will kill all marines. Stick win every time

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

Stick become microparticulate and cause 1000 pneumocarcinoma. Stick win every time.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

Yes i too think fire would be quite effective against marines

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago
[-] RarePossum@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

But you could be fire.

[-] CeruleanRuin 8 points 1 year ago

Can I whittle a battalion of Marines into an instrument for roasting marshmallows? I don't think so!

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Wait...can this motherfucker see red?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get mad, no.

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