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[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Why not just ignore the stick and go conquer the land that the stick came from? Put houses, trains, and farms on the land and civilize the place?

[–] twelvefloatinghands@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In stick's homeland, there are many sticks.

[–] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

rich in resources? perfect.

[–] Starshader@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Because US just conquer the place. They do not train, farm and civilize. And the stick isn't made of oil.

[–] GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Bringing democracy to Stickanistan.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 years ago

As suggested by the name, Marines live in water and sticks are on land. The Marines are out of their element.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] chevy9294@monero.town 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That will make global warming faster and it will kill all marines. Stick win every time

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago

Stick become microparticulate and cause 1000 pneumocarcinoma. Stick win every time.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Yes i too think fire would be quite effective against marines

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] RarePossum@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

But you could be fire.

[–] CeruleanRuin 8 points 2 years ago

Can I whittle a battalion of Marines into an instrument for roasting marshmallows? I don't think so!

[–] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wait...can this motherfucker see red?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I don’t get mad, no.