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[-] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 93 points 2 months ago

If it's still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago

Or the oven didn't turn off and the aliens really enjoy briquette.

[-] MrSpArkle@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

It could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

It would still dry out and oxidize.

[-] match@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

and maybe burned all the oxygen so it couldn't rancidify?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

That's actually an ancient roman roast recipe: cover it in salt in a crock, put some honey on the slices after. Quite tasty.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's some good corned beef.

[-] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So based on other comments here, the delicious recipe for brisket is:

  1. Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
  2. Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
  3. Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.
[-] Laborer3652@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

Just like mawmaw used to make

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Or perfect timing, depending on which species you are.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Priorities lmao

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

REALLY low, REALLY slow.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

The radiation improves the flavour.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And preserves the meat!

[-] nullroot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And here I am deciding how to prep this top round.

this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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