if I HAVE to, 3. we'd get along, he's not the bad guy. 2 if I were allowed to strike each time he opened his mouth.

This is a tough one. Initial thought is I'd sit next to Satan but then I'd have to smell Trumps poopy diaper. Maybe 9, at least there's the chance I'd get a HJ out of it.

I would willingly sit next to Alex Jones. That guy is hilarious.

I legit think he's super entertaining, just as long as you understand that everything he says is a lie.

Seat 7 and I'll do an impression of him the entire flight.

Fuck it... I'll walk

9, Bobo seems like she'd be down for some fun along the way

This is absolutely a "I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with ME" situation.

2, so I can finish the job the twink was unable to do

Time to invest in a glass knife I can get onto the plane.

3. As an atheist the seat would be empty

4 Alex would be the most entertaining of the bunch.

I can ask him about this gay frogs and Sandy Hook

#3 Because I know what a horny devil Satan is. Mile High club bitches!

8

Chat with Satan, argue with Botox Matt, kick Mitch McConnell's seat all flight.

I'll pick another flight.

7, just to kick Cruz the entire flight. Hate that douche.

Jump out of the plane mid-flight

If my plane ticket says 9 you know damn well I'm bringing condoms.

9, because then I get to kick a pedophile in the head for 8 hours straight. 100% worth the arm rest neighbors.

I'll walk, thanks.

10 so I don't have to smell Donnie's dirty diaper

3 or 4. Guaranteed interesting conversations from both. Granted, I love hearing people talk about unhinged conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.

7. At least Hulk and I could talk about rasslin'. The others are only known for shitty politics.

ill take the wing, or risk the cold in the landing gear chamber

As a non-American, I only recognize Donald Trump and Hulk Hogan in this picture. I would pick seat 7. The person in front of me looks innocent, and behind me is a woman, so she probably isn’t too tall and won't kick my chair. She might even allow me to recline my seat. I don't know much about Hulk Hogan, but he seems like a cool dude, and I like his mustache. Tell me, did I choose wisely?

4: I can egg him on all flight and seed some new conspiracies. Maybe even record everything and send it to the lawyer handling the sandyhook case.