I feel like Hogan and Mitch would talk to eachother. As long as I don't engage I'll be fine. Just put in my noise cancelling earbuds, queue up a couple hardcore histories, take 2 benadryl and wake up wherever we're going.

This is why I don't fly.

Pilot seat cause I'm gunna crash the plane

Thanks, I think I'll walk.

It's so freaking hard to choose because I want all of those seats.

It's not a matter of not wanting to sit next to them it's that I want to make all of their trips as horrible as possible.

I think if I had to though, I'd take 10 if it was the middle seat. I'd spend the entire trip punching them in the groin.

Which way are the seats facing? I figured down (Boebert sees the back of Thomas's head), since it's like you're looking at their faces as you're boarding. Some others figured top==front though (Thomas sees Boebert give you a handy)

I mean I bet the devil would be super interesting. Great conversationalist, too. Almost...seductive.

Can I get the seat on the wing?

10 For Sure!

Both of these assholes think they deserve respect.

It would be so much fun to needle them.

I don't know who the guy next to me is but 10. I'll be at the aisle, facing it at a 15° angle, I also pee a lot, and the old dude will probably nap soundly for most of the flight anyway

Next to Hogan I'll at least get to hear his absurd lies and he can tell me stories about wrestling, though the stories won't be accurate.

I'm between Green and Boebert, I might get a handjob but I'll get a brain aneurysm... Tough choices

Just strap me to the wing.

10, I can watch the show in front while the guy next to me turtle crawls to the grave

And if I get bored as a constituent I have words for Vance and I’m not afraid to speak across an aisle to inform him what I think

Going 9. Robert and Green bickering would be fun to stoke. Plus I kinda think I could get along with Robert for the duration by annoying Ghram. I will also be leaning all the way back and throwing my trash behind me where it belongs

5 because JD Vance is DEFINITELY a closeted bottom, and as much as he sucks, he's pretty hot ngl

The actual devil would probably be a pretty interesting flight neighbor. Fun fact, I'd talked to Hulk Hogan in person more than once in random places, he actually talks "like that" all the time. He called me "brother", was weird as fuck.

Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can ~~jump out immediately.~~ open it and throw all of them out.

Oh the devil for sure! He’s the only one there who got a bad rap.

9 for the lawls, 5 for a nap.

Maybe 4 so I don't risk JD mistaking me for cushions while I'm passing by for the bathroom.

I turn around and take the next flight

I'd go with 9 to shred any remaining will to live left in me.

5 is relatively safe, since I'm not a sofa. I can handle awkward silence.

3 could probably be a good time. He's a dick, sure, but he's probably not as annoying as any of the others.

1

I get to kick trumps seat and put shit in his hair all flight long. I'm not worried about Nick id just kick his ass.

4 because I'd love to see what that dude was like in an untelevised conversation.

If I'm gonna get to tell people about this story, I'm not gonna settle for the 2nd best reason that your flight complaint doesn't register on the scale I've dealt with. I'm going for the best. It can literally only go up from here.

Just storm the cockpit and crash the plane. Good sacrifice.

5 does not have any open seat. Would likely go with 3 I'll make a deal with Satan to erase all this people in the plane, for my unborn child.

What's the in-flight movie?

I'd take seat 7, dude. Then distract Terry with questions about pythons, jack.