A park set in a old-growth forest with the rides built around the trees. Shaded and wild feeling. Waterslides and rapids would be extremely fun.
Remember the potential of Epcot? Like that, but with ridiculously cool science stuff you can play with and none of that international shit where Becky goes to get day-drunk.
There'd be one of those tower drop rides, but it wouldn't be a regular tower it would be a dick and the drop cart portion would be a hand.
The park would be called Six Dicks. And the mascot would be a dancing old man.
Japan may already have a park like this though.
One that is all about napping. You can try different beds, things to help you sleep, and mostly take naps.
Action Park
"Many of its attractions were unique, attracting thrill-seekers from across the New York metropolitan area. While extremely popular, Action Park had a reputation for poorly designed rides, undertrained and underaged staff, intoxicated guests and staff, and a consequently poor safety record"
Traction Park!
No lines
A James Bond theme park. it would be called, Park, Theme Park.
No kids
Honestly, Phantasialand if it was larger would be pretty much perfect.
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