Tarkov, I don't like my odds

I'm playing Witcher 2 and fighting the first boss and got stuck.

So, I'm screwed....a lot....

Noita, I am absolutely fucked before I even run into an enemy.

Forza Horizon 5, it's fine, I can drive a car.

GTAV online - I would totally end up being screwed with all of the mayhem in the public lobbies. I told my wife I think we'd probably be an unseen NPC homebodies never setting foot outside and ordering from the Pizza place. :)

If it was the GTAV Story mode, I think I'd be much better off and be part of the beach groups as I love the ocean IRL.

Vagabond: Create a random Tarot card when a hand is played while you have 4$ or less.

I doubt I would even be bought from the shop most times. Unless I'm the player and not the most applicable joker, then having actual interest on 10$ might be a better life.

assuming im just me and don't have the abilities of runners then pretty screwed as last thing I played was the old genesis version of shadowrun. I have no cyberware or any real skills for the world

SWTOR, I'd probably be fine as long as I stayed away from the ops hangars until I'd found a good set of armor.

I'd have to learn how to appreciate body hair, as well as get better at dart tossing. Could be worse.

Bad... Dark. Bleak. Lonely.

CoD MW III. I deleted it a few days ago…

Descent, because some asshole playing Asteroids came and blew up the asteroid I was playing in from the outside before I could destroy the power reactor within...

I played PlateUp. I guess I'm doomed to continually start a restaurant, only for it to fail as soon as one single person is unsatisfied.

I'd be just fine. Perhaps I'll respawn once or twice but at least I'll have fun

DayZ

Running zombies? Yeah that's a wrap.

Brick breaker.

Factorio. I don't know how to build machinery from scratch so I'd be pretty fucked.

I lost, so I guess I would be speaking German right now.