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Alt text: one girl kissing another up against a wall in a social media post with 8 likes captioned: "Lesbians are turning men into servile trans women and using their essence to gain more power."

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[โ€“] GluWu@lemm.ee 92 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Omg where, where are these lesbians doing such things? So I can avoid them of course.

[โ€“] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

Yes where are they, I have um... Research that needs doing.

[โ€“] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no, big sacry lesbian feeding me estrogen and girlkissing me

What will I do (very scared) :3

[โ€“] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Oh no where, though, so I can definitely avoid being there and having that done to me

I would avoid certain Linux communities that are filled with big scary cute transfem lesbians :3

[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 61 points 10 months ago (2 children)

How do I volunteer to advance this global agenda

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Step 1 - Find a "man" who wishes to be a girl

Step 2 - Bite her in the [REDACTED] and drain the male essence

Step 3 - Tell her to continue your unholy bloodline

It's kind of like a Ponzi scheme, except we get to be hot women in the end instead of just broke.

[โ€“] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I can just supervise, for the greater good of course

[โ€“] rockerface@lemm.ee 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But are there any downsides to the process?

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They lose their valuable male essence and become happy pets ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I see this as an absolute win

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How valuable is it really?

I mean, one female egg is worth $5,000, whereas enough semen to repopulate the planet if only one man survives the apocalypse is worth like 25 bucks.

[โ€“] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

The habsburgcalipse it would be

[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Lesbians are turning me into a transfem

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I know sis, they got me too. Instead of being a depressed dude who hates life, I'm a happy woman with a promising future. Truly a fate of all time ( อก~ อœส– อกยฐ)

[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Aww I wish i were you... Or with you <3

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

You'll make it here one day ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] declaire@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

eek! where did all the essence go?? (โ *โ ๏น*เน‘โ ) ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] tunasyne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

servile trans women?? good thing im still cis tho ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I can no longer sit back and allow the international lesbian Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Nuclear war time?

Sounds good to me. Where do I sign up? Do I get to wear a low-cut vampire girl outfit?

[โ€“] kewwwi@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

mmm, consuming essense ๐Ÿ˜Œ

[โ€“] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

An AMAB transfem boy!? Our only weakness! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[โ€“] kittykittycatboys@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

can i still be servile to lesbian.., mrauuu

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I'm sure they'll happily take in a cute pet ( ๊ˆแด—๊ˆ)

[โ€“] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Quick question - what's AMAB?

[โ€“] Oestradiolo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

Assigned Male At Birth

[โ€“] Theme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

Oh is that what's happening to me? -Please carry on.- Wait I mean "No please stop it you can't ahh"

[โ€“] ThelittleDoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you are willing to engage in practices that many deem... unnatural.

[โ€“] bizarroland@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago

Lube me up, I'm ready

[โ€“] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] shani66@ani.social 18 points 10 months ago

Oh no, how could i possibly resist without my male essence ๐Ÿฅบ

[โ€“] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Nah I'm a dominant lesbian now.

[โ€“] oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago

Haha, they wish we were servile.

grins in switch

[โ€“] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Sure, I can share. Got plenty to go around ๐Ÿค—

[โ€“] djsoren19@yiffit.net 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh nooo~ don't subject me to girlkissing, I'm so vulnerable and helpless >.<

[โ€“] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

The truth is, you were a servile transfem from the start... ๐Ÿ”ซ

[โ€“] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago
[โ€“] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

This feels like a joke on Jesus christ vampire hunters. Where vampires were hunting lesbians. But this is part 2 where the lesbians learned the "dark arts"