139
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by robber@lemmy.ml to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Most relevant section translated to english:

If he (Trump) wins the election on November 5, his billionaire supporter Musk will chair the new board. This is to implement a full financial and performance audit of the entire government and make recommendations for drastic reforms.

Source: Swiss state media article

top 22 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

That will happen right after Vin Diesel becomes US president after Trump chokes on a burger (not poisoned, sorry). Vin Diesel will be replaced by Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho after he flattens Diesel with a monster truck.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

omg vin the guy who invented diesel

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

And the system to uniquely identify vehicles. Seems like a real car guy.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Cars are his family

[-] roboto@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Would be an honor to be led by a 5 times ultimate smackdown champion and porn superstar.

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Had me in the first half.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

I sensed a great disturbance in the force, as though millions of programmers cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.

Can't wait for him to start messing with timezones next.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

The great savior will implement the metric system

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah but he’ll change every base unit to x, so now we measure acceleration in x/x^2 and volume is measured in x^3 and the highway speed limit is 80x/(x/60).

[-] badbrainstorm@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

The Paypal mafia will level up. Such a gross thought

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"It'x really hard 2 talk lixe xix" - Strong Bad, but edgier

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the Xeriouxly Forxe.

No, I tried only replacing the initials with an X, not all instances of the letter S like Strong Bad did.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

On the plus side, all movies will be rated X

[-] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

hahaha Amsterdam will gain New York back

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

That the country will be renamed? yes. That Trump has said he'll nominate Musk? No, sadly.

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

No, this is Patrick.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

So the whole "draw Vin Diesel from memory" post was a massive psyop laying the groundwork.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well, look where we are

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I believe you just solved the riddle of the sphinx.

this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
139 points (94.8% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26750 readers
3789 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS