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[-] jayk@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Aw shit, its taking hold of me! I'm going to resent its absence.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

Don't stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Don't go cold turkey, but if you reduce your intake slowly you can probably wean yourself off of it.

(Please don't do this)

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Someone get him some guzzoline quick!

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

Just don't get addicted to oxygen or it's all over.

[-] kinsnik@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Water is almost 90% oxygen by mass. It is over for OP

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

I heard the withdrawal symptoms are very bad.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 2 months ago

Your weakness disgusts me

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Dihydrogen monoxide

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 7 points 2 months ago

Hello fellow hydro homie

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Stop pissing you degenerate. Its disgusting how much water people drink these days just so they can piss.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

but the post-pee shivers, man scratches idly

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Water fat and paying water to the dead. You wouldn't last a day in the deep desert. SMDH.

[-] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

It's ok, this a safe space.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

is this for real?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 2 months ago

You actually can poison(?) yourself by drinking too much water. Seemed to be a trend to get high a few years ago. So I guess in that scenario you actually can get addicted to water.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Alright, time to go cold turkey.

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