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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 77 points 1 week ago

Anon single-handedly defeats the corporate overlords.

Plot twist: this was actually an ad for Long John Silver’s.

[-] shatterling@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Advertisers with folders of Pepe pics, a grim future

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 week ago
[-] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

God, that's so accurate.

Although, you could replace "brand" with "adult", and it would work for memes that kids have propagated.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It’s the corporate overlords that hacked the system.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago

My Feral barn cat won't even eat Long John Silvers and she was born in a dumpster during a hurricane

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 1 week ago

They're watching their mercury levels.

[-] atmur@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately, anon died of heart failure after posting this due to consuming "food" from Long John Silvers one (1) time.

/s

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only Long John's in 100 miles of here finally closed a few years ago and is now a Christian book store/frozen yogurt shop.

I always remember that, but never that there is a non-franchise Fish & Chip shop within walking distance that's better than LJS's ever was. 😮‍💨

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 1 week ago

Haven't tried it. We still have a TCBY out here and it's right across the street.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Tomorrow is a good day for fish

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fake: no one eats at long johns

Gay: anon loves that chunky white stuff

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

It's funny that he didn't even consider to drink some water

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

OP is going to regret wasting that when we start the climate change water wars.

[-] lengau@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

The mistake here was using a drive-through window.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

As someone who actually liked long John's these comments make me sad.

[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Name checks out

[-] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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