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submitted 2 months ago by gedaliyah@lemmy.world to c/opensource@lemmy.ml

Fucks Given lets you keep track of the things that made you care. Whenever something happens that you needlessly concern yourself with, jot it down with a tap. The app creates a chart of how many fucks you’ve given, so you can work to give none.

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[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 74 points 2 months ago
[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

It seems to me, that stopping my day to write down that some guy was rude for 3 seconds seems like I give an immense amount of fucks

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

If it was enough for you to write down then it’s enough to work on not giving a fuck about

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, I guess that's the point: if you see a pattern of giving a fuck about something minor, it can become easier to work on not giving a fuck about it. Sometimes not giving a fuck can take fucks.

[-] Swampman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's not about noting down that something happened, it's about noting down that you cared about that thing happening. You don't note things down you don't care about.

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So it s a journal of you actually giving a fuck about things? Why? Isn’t the point to not give any fucks?

[-] Swampman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The first step to solving a problem is to identify the problem. Then you spend 6-18 months gathering data to make very sexy graphs for your slideshows letting you document the gradual decrease in fucks given.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 26 points 2 months ago

I've given so few fucks, the app refuses to install.

[-] kionite231@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 months ago

It could just be a note taking app and nothing would change.

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

So you are basically trying to humblebrag to everyone here that you already achieved a fucks-given-count of 0 for this app?

Impressive, if not a little underhanded. But still very impressive!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 2 months ago

could be literally any app I never open

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 months ago

The existence of a Fucks Given app implies the existence of a Fucks Taken app.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

The law of conservation of fucks: a fuck given means a fuck taken since fucks cannot be created nor destroyed. Basic fuck physics.

[-] Dremor@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

An unstoppable fuck colliding with an unmovable fuck.

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe that was the cause of the last ice age

[-] mwalimu@baraza.africa 20 points 2 months ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Mine isn't just barren. I've tilled it with salt.

[-] mwalimu@baraza.africa 2 points 2 months ago

No fucking roots shall hold.

[-] xelar@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago
[-] dingdongitsabear@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

straight out of the "silicon valley" timeline, I can practically see Jian-Yang pitching it

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 7 points 2 months ago

Enough of a fuck was given to make a whole app

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

The true "no fucks given" app is the one that only existed as a thought for half a second before being shrugged back off into the void.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

This app is not for me because

[-] mnmalst@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

And here is the official theme music of the app: https://youtu.be/Vqbk9cDX0l0

[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of Tom Scott's Emojli

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

He was so distressed by its unforeseen success.

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

If you are the creator, the dark mode is kind of not pleasing, have white text fields.

[-] ElPussyKangaroo@lemdro.id 1 points 2 months ago

They probably don't give a fuck. As the app shows. Lol.

[-] HumanPenguin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Wow someone have enouth fuck about the fuck I gove. To write an app to monitor it.

Pity I dont give enouth fucks to install it.

[-] hylobates@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago

Jokes on them, haven't given a single one!

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