Probably something along the line of "AMERIKKKAN TROOPS INVADE AND MASSACARE ETHNIC RUSSIANS IN RUSSIAN DONBASS"

They will do what they have always done: Lie by calling themselves left, praise dictators and whine about "the evils of the west" or NATO expanding.

And we do what we always do and what is objectively correct: Laugh even harder at them coping, roping and seething over their boy Putin loosing and ruining his country.

I can't wait to remind them for the rest of their lives how much of a failure this was for them, as anyone should.

"Mighty Russia would have won the war, but the evil Westoid regime fueled the Jewish-Muslim Ukrainian Homosexual Nazi Drug Addicts with their patented Amerikkkan bioweapons."

“NOOOOOO the Amerikkkan Imperial Core(TM) just helped Ukkkraine(TM) win with their capitalistic imperialist fascist liberal gay Jewish-Isntreal(TM)-settler-colonialist interference, now all those poor Ukronazis(TM) will never be free now that The Empire (NATO) wants them! I hate my country so much, we are so imperialistic! How many Russian, Chinese, North Korean, Belarusian, Cuban, Venezuelan and Palestinian dicks should I suck to atone for this?! AND RUSSIA JUST HAD A COUP AND IS A CRINGE DEMOCRACY LIKE THE EMPIRE NOOOOO THEY’RE GONNA UNBAN PRIDE PARADES EEEEWWWW”