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[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

Dafuq did I just read?! 🤣

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago

A love story of a caliber not seen sense GREASE

Summer lovin, happened so fast,

I met a bug crazy for me/met a boy tasty to me

...

She flew by me, she bit my... cramp

He stripped for me, got my proboscis damp

I saved her young, she nearly starved

He showed off, splashing around

Summer bugs, something's begun

But, ah! Oh, the summer nights

Malari-a, malari-a, malaria-a, huh!

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is this... original content?

We don't take kindly to that around these parts. /s

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago
[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Can confirm, I've seen it before! Must be a repost

/j

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is brilliant good sir!

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 14 points 1 month ago

Don’t ask. Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago
[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago
[-] Blubber28@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

I should call her

[-] three@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

oh oh oh @Wrufieotnak@feddit.org come tell everyone that letting mosquitoes bite you is a super bad idea! lmfao

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

Someone needs to tell him. If you can get a mosquito to bite you on muscle that you then flex. They can get trapped. They can be overfilled with blood to the point where they burst.

this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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