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[-] lqdrchrd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 months ago

Room temperature mayo is criminal

[-] Iapar@feddit.org 27 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that stuff has to be hot.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] Iapar@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

I am just an old lady 🧓

Now let me put this code in to see if it's working.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Oh sweetie I cannot hear you did you say I need to redeem the codes? I bought them and opened google to redeem and send to you. 👵🏼

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That would be so unsanitary. I would hope they have a glove supply nearby.

[-] ATDA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE THE THREE SPORKS!

Sorry Demolition Man on the brain.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 3 points 2 months ago

You never need to apologize for Demolition Man. Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

These teach young farmers how milk hotdogs for condiments.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Oh no they've stolen the udders from the condiment cow D:

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

This is delightful.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

It looks utterly repulsive, but I kind of love the idea... the sheer convenience.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

It's the pinnacle of Belgian engineering

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's actually an overfilled drip chamber. These are IVs to mainline the condiments.

[-] Phenomephrene@thebrainbin.org 3 points 2 months ago

What if? What if a lot of things. JUST DO IT and find out.

[-] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago
[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago
[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

is this where ketchup comes from?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Why are they all the same color?

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