this is like second or third worst kept secret in the middle east
now you have me wondering what is the first
that israel has nukes
Haha that’s just a textile factory haha
They're making glass, duh.
Well, preparing to make glass.
uranium glass, that is, maybe even enriched uranium glass, one might say, and some others might say enriched uranium glass without the glass
I would have called it a glass factory. Means I can snicker every time I tell someone.
Those back-alley 'marriages' to 13-year-old "virgins" aren't going to last.
Religion is just there to keep the masses down
Organized Religion is just cancer at this point
Right, absolutely, that's the take away. Anyhoo, so somebody has hidden hundreds of small but powerful bombs in electronic devices on people's bodies in at least 1 country. There's no way to detect them yet. Lebanon is in a panic- civilian, military, Hezbollah, politicians. What are all they gonna do, stop hooking up with other men on dating apps?
Not limited to the middle east.
Why would a diplomat have a direct line of communication with a powerful military force in the region? That seems like a pretty straightforward question with an obvious answer lol.
shhhhhh it's conspiracy theory time...
Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!
Damn the Iranian ambassador sure was young
Don't forget all those Hamas nurses and doctors. Totally not indiscriminate terrorism against civilians. Israel never does that!
Hezbollah*
I know it was probably an innocent mistake but people have been mixing these two up a lot recently
I'd be surprised if he didn't.
What is a "Hezbollah pager"
Pagers were precursors to cell phones, there's a little screen and it buzzes but the primary purpose is just to tell you to call someone.
Hezbollah is a political party / paramilitary group in Lebanon, aligned with Iran against Israel. And Lebanon shares a border with Israel so a famously fraught relationship there and it has only gotten worse since October. They use pagers because the Israeli intelligence agency is notoriously good and they would likely hack any cell phone.
Speaking of which, Israeli intelligence planted bombs in pagers sold to Hezbollah by a 3rd party over the last 2 years, and recently detonated the bombs, killing or wounding many members of Hezbollah. Also an Iranian ambassador.
It was on discount on Jihad R Us.
But seriously, doubt the relation can be considered much of a secret.
Why does anyone have pagers anymore?
Because the terror state next door can target you if you have a cell phone.
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