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Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 years ago

28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.

[–] pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American measurement systems

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Think of the money saved alone.

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 years ago

A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.

[–] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

how much is that in real units?

[–] yetAnotherUser@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

finally a serious answer

[–] windtorn@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

About 0.5 bananasΒ³

[–] idontknowman@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

And even the women and the children...

[–] spauldo@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago

A care package for myself for when I get there.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't yet decided between:

  • A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
  • One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
  • A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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[–] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.

[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

u sure that would fit? real boxes have thickness

[–] HamBrick@programming.dev 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well then are you dimensions the inner or outer volume?

[–] similideano@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

They didn't specify box-sizing, so it will default to inner.

[–] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

how can boxes be real if hell's not real

[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

ignore the fact that hell's not real just like religious people do, we're all trying to have a good time

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?

[–] Thavron@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago
[–] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

And he rotates the password every hour

[–] Mambert@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

There's definitely wifi and printers in hell.

[–] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want

[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.

[–] sociablefish@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)

[–] HomesliceAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

What's in the box???

[–] ____@infosec.pub 4 points 2 years ago

The asshole who invented the β€œreply all” button…

[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 3 points 2 years ago
[–] Spitzspot@artemis.camp 3 points 2 years ago

The entrails of the last priest.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

A snow cone machine. I might be mean.

[–] deadcatbounce@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Pius Religious people.

Doesn't make sense otherwise.