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[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Artist: Jim Benton

Full version without the artist's credit cropped out:

Comic depicting the Grim Reaper at the door of an old lady's house as she hands out candy to him and some trick or treaters. He is saying "I'm not wearing a costume, I'm here to take your soul - holy shit, full size Snickers. Never mind, Margaret, we're good." Artist credit: Jim Benton.

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[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks for uploading the full version. I just got trimmed one.

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ‘‘

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Full size snickers aren't even full size anymore. Did you know they're 1/3rd the size they were in 1978? If they shrink anymore, they'll be the same size that bitesize were in the 90s.

Bitesize used to be the length of your thumb, and full size used to be the length of your dick. Now bitesize is like postage stamp size. And full size are only an inch longer than my thumb. If that.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Is that metric or imperial dick?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I doubt they were the size of my dick.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I like the dichotomy between the two currently existing responses to this post.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 1 month ago

I think it's now the length of my dick.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

I recently moved into a neighborhood with a bunch of kids and decided to be "that house" that did full sized candy bars.

I was disappointed to learn that the neighbors don't do trick or treating.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah....I sort of get it.

The parents were telling me they'd rather do a trunk or treat or go to a party.

That way the kids aren't running all around and almost getting hit by cars.

I got 10 kids last year if I remember right. I'll get a much smaller box of candy this year.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

My parents waited like 30 years to have enough money to be "that house" and now no kids come around anymore lol

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

What's the point of having kids if you don't let them have fun

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Is this the grandma from Courage the Cowardly Dog?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

!spooky_memes@lemmy.world

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Joke's on them: they're laced with Fentanyl!

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