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[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

I was about to come here and rant, but then I read it like 2 more times.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 50 points 1 year ago

Right? Don't scare me with a headline like that. Might as well have started it: Keanu Reeves, 59...

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

59? SHUT UP!!

He looked like he was 30 in the matrix... which was......ohhh 23 years ago

Nobody give a mirror.....

[-] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

hands you a mirror

Yes I play a evil character, why do you ask?

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Well not today Satan!

I have a headache maybe tomorrow or Saturday

[-] conno02@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Keanu Reeves, 59, will be 60 immediately

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

Man don’t scare me like that

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Trying to give me a heart attack

This is the last one I could find. Lol

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I swear you’re trying to kill me

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

I want people to accused me of extremely appropriate behavior... 😭

Hey, watch it Margot. This comment is extremely appropriate.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

No, you're breath-taking!

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

More than appropriate with all your obvious physical disadvantages.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I think my brains and comedy skill more than made up for them though.

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! "extremely appropriate behavior" Oh... based

[-] Numberone@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

I too had a panic

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 26 points 1 year ago

Ok but what is extremely appropriate behavior?

I'm just picturing Keanu Reeves acting like Ned Flanders but with a face of hemorrhoid passing determination.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

He spoke settlingly aptly and moved as only a being of pure properness could. Nearby cast members were accused of sexual harassment by sheer contrast.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

An extremely appropriate man wears an extra medium shirt.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Keanu Reaves, star of the Matrix series and John Wick, has pie, aged 59

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Keanu Reeves, star of blockbuster thriller SPEED and historical documentary Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, among others, admits inappropriately touching A Minor chord on electric keyboard when the sheet music didnt call for it.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

thats an old pie

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah had to read this like three times before I was placated

[-] neptune@dmv.social 14 points 1 year ago

You had me the first two times.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Johnny Silverhand? Is that you?

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