I still like "Tell my WiFi love her".

My current network is named 'Mom click here for internet'.

The Promised LAN

Didn’t we just finish one circuit of this merry-go-round 6 days ago? https://lemmy.world/post/1967628

I am currently broadcasting "5G_COVID_TEST_EMITTER" for the lulz. It is on a separate VLAN which simply terminates at the switch which generates the PoE for the AP, so despite it being open without a password, it generates no uplink

I've been using "Wu-Tang LAN" and "It hurts when IP" ever since I copied them from someone somewhere.

Obi WLAN Kenobi

“Pretty fly, for a wi-fi.”

I guess I haven’t seen that many, but there aren’t any comments yet, so I win by default!

LAN before time

"Yell PENIS for password"

Mine is currently "Yer a WiFi Harry"

"WiFi of the neighbors"

Especially hilarious when you need to tell someone else what the wifi name is.

LAN of Confusion

My cars wifi name is "Dude, where's my wifi?"

ItHertzWhenIP

FBISurveillanceVan

In real life? My mate's wifi is called "Error 503 Service Unavailable".

I was staying at a hotel once, and there was a network in range called "YouNeedSecurityBadly"

tellmywifiloverher

A random neighbor had terok nor so naturally we changed ours to the bajoran resistance :)

"Abraham Linksys" was a pretty good one I found.

I haven't because everyone thinks they're comedian and uses the same ones

It's always either a wife joke,
Something about "LAN of the free",
Covid broadcast tower / super secret FBI van,
Or freepublicWi-Fione

My WiFi is McDonalds-guest just to mess with people. I live in the suburbs so there's no McDonald's around here.

Mine was "drop it like it's hotspot" for a few years.

dont-use-its-haram

I used “Bill Nye the WiFi Guy” for years.

Mine used to be "Skynet Global Defence Network"

Mine is ButWhyFi

expired

IWantToWiFi / IWantToWeeFee (In my country wifi is often pronounced as weefee)

BuckleUpSpanky

I had an open Guest WiFi called Botnet for years

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Josephs 35 Wifis

I used to have a portable hotspot named "NSA surveillance van 17"

My current one: _OpenWIFI

Mobile Hotspot: 3.-/min

The Fellowship of the Ping

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