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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
[-] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

For the curious, I zoomed in on the plate on the table and that is not a plate of fried or sunny-side-up eggs, they are cookies with little pumpkins frosted onto them!

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 1 month ago

A single handful of candy corn is all I can handle for a year.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Keep it up. You'll get there!

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

A day is all I can make a single handful of candy corn last.

[-] StellarExtract@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Same here, but I savor that handful

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

...is the Brussels sprouts of candy.

[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 18 points 1 month ago

I guess you're right, because I love both of them.

[-] sh00g@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Candycorn + peanuts = Payday 🤤

[-] Sixner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You son of a bitch. I'm in

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Brussels sprouts are so much more delicious than I was told they would be as a kid. I only tried them the first time in my 30s. Seasoned and baked in the oven. Absolutely delicious.

Candy corn sux

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Standard cat behavior

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

I would legitimately do this if calories weren't a concern.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I love candy corn. There, I said it.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I want to point out to anyone afraid of saying they love candy corn-

You fall under the Black Jellybean/Black Licorice rule. Every single person who hates candy corn will pretend there's something wrong with you, but we all need one of you in our lives to take the candy corn/black jellybeans/black licorice. We may pretend to mock you, but without you, we either have to eat that garbage ourselves, or feel really guilty throwing it away.

Just remember, mockery over these things comes in the same form as mocking a beloved sibling. You might think we're picking on you, and we are, but we love you.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I really love this.

Unfortunately, I don't know anyone who likes black licorice.

[-] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Circus peanuts are still worse. But candy corn is so close.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

if your candycorn crunches like that its probably at least a year old

[-] ghen@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The only downside is now I need to buy more

[-] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What if I could melt candy corn and use it as a syrup on pancakes?

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's a lose-lose situation here.

You would be still be eating candy corn which is best described as the shape, color, texture, and flavor of Shrek's earwax, just without the shape anymore

Beyond that, it would either harden into an impenetrable crust that would flatten your pan cake into a sad pan cracker when you try to get through it, or be extremely thick, sticky napalm that sticks to your gums and makes your whole mouth look and feel like the end of Terminator 2

I don't like candy corn

[-] hark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

A pancake encased in a candy corn shell? That actually sounds amazing!

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