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[-] teletext@reddthat.com 95 points 3 weeks ago

"Whoever takes the last cup brews a new pot." I think that's already mentioned in the Bible as the "golden rule".

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 60 points 3 weeks ago

And "whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people's food"

[-] BlackAura@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc that rule was followed here.... The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

I thought the golden rule is "it's OK if it's in a threeway".

[-] hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl 59 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

[-] moody 53 points 3 weeks ago

Laziness is the mother of invention.

[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 49 points 3 weeks ago
HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
Content-Length: 16
Content-Type: text/plain
Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 15:01:25 GMT
Server: foobar
Strict-Transport-Security: max-age=2592000
418 I'm a teapot
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 3 weeks ago

Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Forever replacing the job of the intern.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Shouldn't the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?

Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

I know Solaris when I see it.

this post was submitted on 21 Oct 2024
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