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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Why is he calling it "gooning"?

[-] euphoria@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago
[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Too late... 😰

Why the fuck can't people just jerk off and call it a day?

[-] waz@feddit.uk 17 points 1 year ago

I’m just going to say : double ended fleshlight…

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

So.... Share with the class.

[-] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

So from urbandictionary: Basically edging yourself for an obscene amount of time, in order to "become one with one's dick, in a meditative, trancelike state" (paraphrasing). The urban dictionary article was actually a quite funny read.

[-] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I just consider it self-love but some people like to humiliate themselves I guess...

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Are we sure this guy isn't Mitt Romney? He's got a binder full of women.

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure it's Arin Hanson.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

This kind of shit makes me happy about permanently leaving Reddit.

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