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[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 21 hours ago

Police said the restaurant manager, who was released from detention after a few days, soon reopened his business and started selling pizza number 40 with the the cocaine side order again.

I would say the dude is not the brightest bulb in the box but he barely qualifies for a night light.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 16 points 22 hours ago

Where did you order that pizza??

I'd like to avoid ordering from it.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Stipes Frittierte Pizza (Napolitan-style fried pizza)

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

I just hope those spoilsport cops don't examine the "oregano" too closely..

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

They did, they got 400 grams of oregano

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 18 hours ago

Phew, lucky they didn't order extra anchovies!

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

A number 39: 16.99

A number 40:: 80.00

Nothing to see here.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I don't have to eat in a couple of days aftering getting the #40 so it's actually pretty good value.

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ask for the Bob Marley extra crispy

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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