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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His girlfriend must love him

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There is no girlfriend, only Patrick

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

And Sandy Squirrel.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 year ago

Wow it took me an embarrassing amount of time to notice

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] Cyberbatman 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

2 tongues... Took me a while to find

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like to think it's just really long.

He likes to slide on it

[–] Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Explains why he loves the flavour of Krabby Patties so much.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That top-tongue also looks extremely weird. Like, where is it attached?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

To the uvula.