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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Doesn't Lithuanian have tonal components? That has to be worst then Polish.

[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz z Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody.

[-] spamspeicher@feddit.org 6 points 4 hours ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Did you see all the Zs in there? They're obviously talking in their sleep.

[-] twig@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Kinda weird to isolate Polish when Hungarian, Finnish and Basque are actually all their own distinct language families.

Polish actually isn't in a distinct language family and shares a lot with other western Slavic languages like Czech, and Slavic languages in general.

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 23 minutes ago

Yeah, my first thought was, isn't Hungarian far more complex/different. Also, Icelandic is meant to be very difficult to learn too!

[-] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Maybe it's because it was in the same language group as those others that polish got singled out. People who speak an Indo European language will expect to be lost when first trying to learn a language outside of the group, but might not expect to be so confuddled from a related language. Expectations basically.

[-] TAG@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

Polish is a Slavic language written out using Latin letters.

[-] oldfart@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Would be so much shorter with a щ

[-] Fleur_@lemm.ee 9 points 18 hours ago

Me, a non European who only speaks english, so true

[-] awholenewworld@leminal.space 1 points 11 hours ago

Haha yeah I get it.

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago

I don't think you could get the speakers of all the European languages to agree on which one is normal.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Sure you can everyone in france know theirs is the only real language. Don't believe me? Just ask someone from france.

but we can all agree hungarian isn't

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

It has to be French right?

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Inappropriate use of vowels, 10 yard penalty for the defense

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 10 minutes ago

We don't know what any of that means. Can you please talk european?

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

You could if we had won. /s

[-] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

*cries at Greek

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

We used to have a server at my university which a polish guy set up. It received the name brzeczyszczykiewich. We decided that the server was secure enough by name, so we only put a trivial password on it for remote connection.

[-] MrKurteous@feddit.nu 18 points 1 day ago

Are you sure it wasn't "brzeczyszczykiewicz" (difference in last two letters)? Otherwise it seems like a little typo, which, to be fair, would be a good idea to keep it safe from Polish people haha

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 12 points 23 hours ago

I'm completely sure, like 100%, fully positive without a single doubt... that I misspelled it and I would never be able to access the server again.

Can we also get some translation or something. This might shock you, but not all of us are polish.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Whew. Good. I thought it was just me.

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

There is no translation, it's just a hard to pronounce Polish surname.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

Ä, ö, ü, am i a joke to you?

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 23 hours ago

Ä, ö, ü, õ, š, ž are just there to allow for phonemic ortography, biatch!

Though then again, I'm fairly sure that the weird Polish letters.

Also if your native tongue DOES have phonemic ortography.... Well guess how difficult it was for 6 year old me in Estonia to start learning English where the words are clearly not written the same way they're spoken????

It gets worse hearing older people here speak English because most of them did NOT start learning the language at age 5 or 6 so uhhhh... Yeah they expect the words to be pronounced the way they're spelled. Makes your ears bleed.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Btw, there's a mising phonetic letter in Swiss German, somewhere between ä and ö, kind of a aeo. But since it's rarely written dialekt (personal chats), we work around this with Umlauts and context.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 211 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be Polish. Live at the crossroads of three major continental zones. Incorporates traditions from Arabic, Latin, and Nordic languages into a unique synthesis. Everybody hates it. Nobody wants to speak it.

Be English. Live at the ass end of nowhere, and become a haven for vagrants, dissidents, pirates, and exiles. Incorporate traditions from Latin, Germanic, and Frankish languages into a unique synthesis. Everyone hates it. Nobody wants to speak it. Become worlds most spoken language anyway.

Moral of the story. People will have to learn your shitty incoherent language if you build a big enough navy.

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Be Lithuanian. Get culturally dominated by Poland. Refuse to speak Polish anyway. Refuse influence from any language. Remove loan words, replace them with newly made Baltic sounding ones. End up impossible to learn.

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