Clearly, Silver Age comic writers had easy access to drugs and no shame.
Not recommended on wood floor or unfinished tiles. Test in an inconspicuous spot
Is there any context that makes this not weird?
He can also clean cast iron pans with it
Does that mean Superman's hair is not very pleasant to the touch?
He uses JB Weld to style it
Sounds like he needs some conditioner.
not once there's syrup in it
Well he's got Mr. Clean beat on this one.
No Superman, that'll ruin the finish!
A real custodian would tell you that this is not the correct procedure for sticky syrup.
Sure, if you're not Superman.
Franky, I think his laser eyes plus a regular mop would have been less damaging to the floor if he HAD to use some power. Now there's going to be spiral shaped scrapes everywhere that need to be buffed out.
So inconsiderate. He's SUCH a showoff. We get it, you have more powers than every other super hero put together. That doesn't make you interesting, that means your writers weren't skilled enough to make you interesting with anything less than all of the powers.
How did he get haircuts?
It's been established multiple times (including in animation!) that Superman shaves with his heat vision and a mirror. So I guess similarly?
Is it just me, or is it written "meat-vision" there..?
What happens if he hits his eye back?
He can see into infinity.
"So... Superman would have super strong hair, right? Maybe I can use that in a story!"
Beginning of Young Justice right there.
That's... not syrup, Superman...
So, that's why his hair always looked oiled to perfection.
Who doesn't like syrup in their hair!?
Comic panels taken out of comics so we can make fun of them!! We love the golden age stuff!
Rules:
Comics must come from actual comic books. No AI or Photoshops.
Single panels are preferred.
Comics should be unintentionally funny. Spider-man cracking wise is not what this is about.
Don't be a dick.
I can't believe I've had to add this... NO RACISM.
