Tomorrow: "Nintendo sues independent developer for violating their IP on Alarmo"

Of course it does. Does it use electricity? Then it can run Doom. It will run Doom. It's not a matter of if, it's a matter of when. Doom is inevitable.

This unique device surprisingly manages to host the classic game despite its limited memory.

I don't imagine the memory is even sightly limited in DOOM terms!

But can it run minecraft?

Best use for it so far. Now get it to run Windows 95.

Thank God. All I do all day is leer and veer all day wondereling whether my dog could run Doom. Or my tree.. or my grass. Duck you grass. No. I'm not gonna water you. You can't run Doom.