Remember kids! Jesus was best friends with a prostitute. This is in fact something God and Jesus would approve of....probably. If she's the kind of lady who's down with Jesus and only does stuff with other ladies when a guy is also involved, then I think Jesus and God would be cool with her.

So is the image in the article the porn version? Because that's hella tame. Oh is that just something they've commissioned which sort of gets the point across?

5 minutes after the Vatican presented her, there was already porn. Some say even earlier.

Is there any fanart of Vatican x Samsung?👀

This was always going to happen.

Googling “Luce porn” immediately surfaced sites where people are posting what appears to be handmade images of exactly that (click at your own risk), but searching Civitai specifically, a site which makes AI-generating porn of anyone and anything extremely easy, turned up the real motherlode.

I gotta say, the choice to write this article itself is questionable. It's obvious this stuff would exist to anyone familiar with the internet, but describing the images in lurid detail and saying exactly how to get them complete with direct links, kinda sus.

That took longer than I expected.

rule 34

https://archive.today/biVWD

That mascot is a child. Please don't make porn of fictional children even if you disagree with the politics or religion of that fictional child you're making porn out of. Child porn is a bad thing

As soon as they announced it, people dove head first into that degeneracy.

Took longer than I expected.