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Stressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettes (theonion.com)
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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

FINALLY an Onion article headline I can laugh at, rather than having an immediate feeling of doom and dread.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago

They know the right headline for the time

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

We'll pay you back. We're trying to quit.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

dis my last Lucy fr fr