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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Actually, it sounds like you were lawfully arrested.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No way he's getting 7 years just for using a passport as ID and not having plates. What did he do?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

The "passport" is the fake American State National passport that they, no word of a lie, get from a moonshine distillery equipment website.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I would be outstanding warrants are a part of it.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Soverie forgot to mention the pound of meth in the backseat.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

10/01/24 some younger PD pulled me over and, YADDA YADDA YADDA, literally kidnapped me into their admiralty to sum it up.

[-] Tower@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

But you yadda yadda'd over the best part...

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, I think our intrepid SovCit is all out of bisque.

[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

At least yadda yadda yadda made the most sense.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

well the police stopped him 7 times while he was driving

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I really like this one. It takes us right up to the threshold of prison time. Icing on the cake would be a courtroom video, but I don't really need it. We all know how it goes.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

They should just get specialists into court proceedings with these people to just bombard them with the most complex legalese in absolute detail.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You are lucky if they can provide a PD who reads at a 6th grade level

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

They already do. They’re called “lawyers”

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of academic with a great detailed knowledge of archaic laws and regulations who could just cite obscure codes, legalese, regulations and explanations going all the way back to Ancient Greece and the Babylonians - their job would be just to calmly answer back to the Sovcit with ever more complex explanations and jargon.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I meant in addition to the lawyer ... the added specialist would just be some kind of

Mental health professional!

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The sovcit would be the only one not listening, and who wants to go through all of that crap?

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Doesn't work. Trying to parse a sentence that is more than ten words in length, their brain would just throw an OutOfMemoryException, output a bunch of "I do not consent" lines, and immediately return to the index page of Black's Law Dictionary.

[-] FrostyTrichs@walledgarden.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Sucks to suck.

[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Take out this trash.

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