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Not Healthy (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago
[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you. Why did OP do this to us?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He's not made of pixels.

[-] kender242@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago

Pizza is a food pyramid.

I think that speaks more to how broken the food pyramid was than how good pizza is.

[-] BonerMan@ani.social 42 points 1 month ago

According to a self experiment of a German science Youtuber with doctor supervision you can technically live healthy with just pizza, but you need to chose the topping carefully.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Okay, but, what if I choose another entire pizza as my pizza topping? What then science?!

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

If your pizza topping is a slightly smaller pizza, and that pizza is in turn topped with an even smaller pizza and so on, then it can be a literal food pyramid

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[-] dan@upvote.au 2 points 1 month ago

Depends on how thick the pizza is.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

No. Depends on the shape of the pizza. Round -> cone. With 3 or 4 corners -> pyramid.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Now that's a food pyramid I can support.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Then you get a recursive pizza and end up with only dough.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Cheeseburger topping it is, then

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

It has a lot more fat than the food pyramid implies.

[-] kender242@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Granted, but the cheese can also be part of Dairy?

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

i'm not sure if i would be willing to lose sleep over a 4 hour mario kart video. now a 4 hour video about invisible walls in mario 64? that's a different story

[-] Azuth@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

[-] Joelk111@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

A 4 hour video about Plagiarism and You(Tube)? Fuck yeah.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

An eight hour retrospective on Morrowind? Sign me the fuck up

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Sixteen hours of "I know I know" from Bill Withers' Ain't no Sunshine? Take my money!

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 41 points 1 month ago

That last sentence... Ouch.

[-] masterplan79th@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

summoning salt videos go hard.

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] masterplan79th@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

smarter every day did a 4 hour Mario Kart video?

[-] perishthethought@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Man I hope not, I've got things to do!

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Instant goosebumps hearing either Home - We're Finally Landing or Home - Resonance

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You should take vitamin D supplements above/below 45° latitude anyway.

edit: better source

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/time-for-more-vitamin-d

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Whatever. I'll just keep eating mammoth.

[-] Killercat103@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Perhaps consider B12 as well? I had a lack of both which I discovered because I was thinking of going vegan and took a blood test as a control to compare later.

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, everything north of the Alps, basically? That doesn't sound right to me. I tried a vitamin D pill once but it gave me a rash immediately, which is a sign of overdosing.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

That doesn't sound right. Vitamin D has a buffer, meaning you would get rash from additional exposure to sun too.

I take a drop of oil daily into my müsli.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Multivitamins ftw. Really.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'm just gonna blindly assume my microbes are okay with the 3 cinnamon rolls I ate today (they were small, and homemade).

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Homemade mens healthy. You good.

[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Basically me as a salaried worker after every work day. 😐

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

If it's pre-30 yr old, the cells are all body builders, but after, they are old men with canes

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Pre epithelial revolution

this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2024
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