how are we supoosted to give back to the community of muggers then?

The best way to end tipping culture is to unionise hospitality workers. As customers, what we need to do is encourage and support working class solidarity, talk loudly about our support for unions, encourage employees to organise, all that kind of stuff.

You have to tip anyway or the workers don’t get paid, come on hun don’t embarrass me like this it’s only $10.00.

Mugging is a crime involving an attack on an individual in a public place with the intent to rob them. It typically involves physical assault or the threat of violence to coerce the victim into surrendering their possessions.

Personally I tend to find guns pretty threatening.

That first bit reads so much like Pratchett

If it's not then props, it reads almost exactly like a line from one of the Night Watch books would

Addendum, The establishment known as 'The Bucket' on Gleam street is considered a police station for the purposes of this punch card.

I hope the thief has his licence ready, otherwise the guild hall is getting a new weather vane.

Interface designers make mistakes, but I don't think they'd make the mistake of allowing a negative sign anywhere on it. You could try for integer overflow, but that's gonna be really bad if you guess wrong.