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Telling that I am unsure whether this is photoshopped or not. I do remember thinking this was a very funny shot.
"Do you believe that my being thiccer or more bodacious has anything to do with my badonk in this place? You think that’s gas you’re passing now?"
There is no spoon.
Wait, there was definitely a spoon here a minute ago - Neo WHERE DID YOU PUT THE SPOON!?
the matrix can't handle this much ass
The ram is already full with rendering Carrie-Annne Moss's leather pants.
Alright. Deleteing the leather pants........oh my!
This made me think of the Paul Rudd Tim & Eric sketch. NUDE TAYNE… oh sh&$!
Could you kick up the 4d3d3d3d
Could I see a hat wobble?
Early 2000s really was peak human civilization
Was it the smartphone that broke it?
It was a reference to what agent Smith said in the movie.
But also yea, it seems like standard of living peaked around that time where everything was affordable (in North America at least), people weren't addicted to their tech and still generally had a third place. Politicians also didn't lean as much into rhetoric.
Love to see the comic in full quality and no compression artifacts 🤌
This one was fresh and organic, straight from the source.
Butter overflow, Matrix terminated.
We need more comics about scifi ass.
BE the change... and offer us an infinite amount:-).
I worship The Matrix as much as the next guy but these leather-clad domination fantasies are absurd.
All those shiny leather karate superheros need giant strap-on dildos. Just part of the costume. Neo, Morpheus, Trinity, all of them. Big shiny plastic dicks. Just wear them. Nobody says anything. They just hang there and throb. It would be hilarious.
The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators..
Same. The first movie, the leather aspect was mostly a small quirk not a full-front feature. Neo's trenchcoat was mostly there to conceal weapons. Afterwards, it became a fashion choice.
Practical combat gear is what makes the most sense to me and what I resonate with the most from the series:
or this:
seem more practical
Also, I didn't know that there were Matrix comics. I'm going to read them all
It's the matrix. They can do matrix magic bag-of-holding stuff.
And they are indestructible.
Nude. With shiny black leather fannypacks.
Yeah, this is the thing that didn't make the Matrix chars realistic to me - I would innately try to crash the system. Not abandon it, just crash it, wait for reboot, you know, find the limits, really make peoples brainholes in those comfy pods work for it.
Sure, ofc I would spawn a trillion wheels of cheese over a city.
Naturally I would grow my ass that big it would dwarf any super-massive black hole (and in the process make sure Uranus gets into myanus).
Absolutely I would kill all other processes to see just how good it can run Doom.
You think I wouldn't install the most cursed and most blessed of mods?
I like that one of my first thoughts was I wonder if they’ve correctly implemented special relativity. Let’s find out!
IIRC, they tackle that in one of the Animatrix episodes. Some kids find a forgotten corner of the simulation where gravity breaks down and stuff gets weird.
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In the original version of the script, the point wasn't to use humans as batteries, it was to use them as processors. The Matrix runs on human brains, and all the leftover brainpower is used on real world problems the machines were dealing with. They turned humans into the computers.
So, trying to overload the processing limits of the Matrix would just kill people. They'd drop dead from the mental strain. Best case scenario, you give everyone in the Matrix a hangover before the automatic safeties kick in.
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Hi, It's Josh from Let's Game It Out. We're entering The Matrix today....
That's why you weren't the One.
"he's starting to believe"
I mean, with an ass like DAT tho... how could he not!?:-D
Ba doyng doyng doyng
Error: floating point overflow
I wanna see the booty that broke the matrix :(
It’s like beholding the face of God. You immediately crash to desktop upon attempting to render even a single frame containing that much ass.
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"Now watch what happens when I slap it."
Do not try to slap the ass — that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no ass.
Ripples begin to emanate from the closest ass cheek but vanish as soon as you look away.
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Dattrix
Manipulating your own body is an aspect of that power I didn't think about, would be great for me. Of course, I would go for any shape shifting power.
It's a somewhat core element that was damped down by execs.
Originally "Switch" was a trans character who used the matrix control to transition. Finding and taking control of your own character.
Well I'm genderfluid, so being able to change my body at will is the dream.
Think I would have tried this before jumping off a friggin building.
He chose the red suppository
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