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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 110 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fully support him in his efforts. if people are going to donate their money to such a sus story, let him spend their money. a fool and his money are soon parted.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Definitely a fool, the correct drug would be cannabis.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

MDMA is the most euphoric I’ve ever felt. Just pure insane bliss.

Weed just gives me intense anxiety.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

100% of the time I mention this, that’s the advice I’ve gotten. I have tried like 20 strains, edibles, oil, shatter, you name it. I used to smoke every day.

Now no matter what I smoke, anxiety. Sometimes it’s just a little and I have a good time anyway. Sometimes I’m not getting enough air when I breathe and I’m going to pass out and everything I say is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said in history.

Not worth the gamble anymore. I’m cool with rolling every few months and delicious delicious adderall. And too much beer, which is the worst habit one can have, honestly.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey, no offense meant, and I do apologize for the glib brevity there. Good on ya for avidly seeking solutions ✊🏽 Stay happy, find your best life! 🤗✨

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh you’re all good! I always expect to hear then when I mention the anxiety hahaha

I still give it a go every so often. It’s always best when I can go be active in nature, and worst when I sit at home and try to do… anything or nothing.

I miss how awesome it made some music, and getting to blasted I would watch a whole movie, love it, and forget it the next day. Double movie enjoyment!

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel ya there, 100%! Frankly, I feel the same with psilocybin; active in the world, away from people and obvious aspects of civilization. Get out of my own head and up with the birds in the branches & clouds. 🤙🏼

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

It’s been soooo long. I should eat some golden teachers soon.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

~~Silly~~ nosy question: what do you get out of Adderall? I'm prescribed ADHD meds and don't get any recreational benefit from it, so I'm just curious what I'm missing out on.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ask away!

When I take adderall, I usually take 10mg or so. It makes me much more productive than I usually am. I have a giant list of projects that I want to do, but normally I just… don’t do them because of the effort involved.

Or I start something and love it, then the next day I just kinda forget about it. It helps me make progress on my 1,000 Steam games I never play. I’ll actually sit down for a few hours and play a game, THE SAME GAME even.

Last time I had some, I set up my mini server! She’s amazing. Next time I have some, I’m either going to reformat my main game computer, reformat the VR machine that’s been sitting in the living room for months and set that up, or learn UNRAID and set up my big server I have all of the parts and HDDs for. That’s been under the couch for like six months now.

…when I write it out like that, I should prooooobably talk to a doctor.

[–] grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sounds like you use it for about the same reason I do.

Talk to a doctor! I found it much less stressful than I expected it to be. I started meds last year and my consult and check-ins have been all online. The biggest problem has been, ironically, remembering to take my meds ~~constantly~~ consistently.

I'm a serial hobby-starter, but not a project-finisher.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

If you have ADHD, stimulants regulate you. If you don't have ADHD, stimulants......stimulate you. Adderall is an amphetamine, so people without attention deficit disorders basically get a light meth high from it.

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[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Cannabis is pretty lame and I hate hate the come up. It only makes me tired.

To be fair: the MDMA come up is worse

[–] Daisyifyoudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Not necessarily disagreeing with you, but nowadays there's thousands of different types, and hundreds of different modes, and they all are reactively different.

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[–] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 94 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Give him some fake guns, more MDMA and fake attackers. Then let's sell this to Netflix

[–] conc@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There has to be a better option to go with fake guns and fake attackers than mdma.

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Vapo-rub and festies?

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago

It would certainly be an interesting show watching an armed man in a forest coming up to attackers and trying to hug them, telling how much he loves them and making friends.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago

Sequel to Cocaine bear: Molly Commando

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

Tropic thunder got this covered

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear the story of how we found out.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Someone probably noticed the trees weren’t native to Ukraine, or that he doesn’t look at all war fighting capable.

[–] GR_Pete@midwest.social 24 points 2 years ago

Fucking Geoguessr players.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How would they know about the MDMA?

[–] baked_tea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just look at that face lmao he grinding hard

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

And probably has two gigantic black holes in his face.

I mean I knew that the pupil technically are holes, but they usually don't look like they're going inside.

[–] Cyberflunk@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now I wanna airsoft on molly

[–] Zimmy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Shoot me daddy

[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

[–] loki@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least he left the basement once in a while.

Good for him! Living his best life 🥰

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

3000 drug addicts of gofundme

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

absolute mad lad

[–] toxicbubble@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

hm so not too different from the US military

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why MDMA? It's actually pretty cheap. How often and how much does this guy take so it's worth the effort of going into a nearby Forrest in camouflage armor. (even if the Forrest is his back yard)

[–] Dontfearthereaper123@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

He's irish mate I say maybe 7 grams a session and 1-2 sessions a week. 3.5 a week if he's sensible. That's 70-140 a week, maybe up to 200 if he has a shit dealer.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

And Serotonin and norepinephrine and others

It's mostly Serotonin

[–] areyouevenreal@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Nobody is doing 7 grams and not overdosing. 1g is already well into possible overdose territory.

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

His sessions are 48h long

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I support the idiot tax. Good for him.

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