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M’llardy
You forgot the corkscrew.
Fan anyone that is to short, ducks have a corkscrew-shaped penis.
https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/duck-penis-corkscrew
You’re telling me steve madden wore those?
Gotta look good lining up in an I formation
I want to see someone dress like that. New life goal appeared.
I lowkey wanna try it out. If I do, I will send pics. (It will be off brand.)
Buy me those items and I’ll dress like that. Send the receipts too please.
New life goal... denied.
Identify theft is murder.
You wouldn't download a car.
Us ducks can't download anything silly we don't know how to use the Internet
I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.
It never ceases to amaze me how ppl go spend a shit ton of money on clothes that aren't even more durable than their cheaper counterparts. I mean, they do they, if it brings 'em joy, yet weird nonetheless.
this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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