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[-] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Bill Gates has always looked like an old woman on her way to bingo.

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 3 days ago

shomeone shouldve told bill gates in the 80s that in the future computers would be a bunch of idiots

[-] faebudo@infosec.pub 32 points 3 days ago

We better should've stayed at 640kB.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I really do feel like if computers had stalled, speedwise, around the late 90s or early 2000s, that we'd be doing much, much better as a planet.

[-] MoogleMaestro@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

We better should’ve stayed at 640kB.

When every byte mattered. Hell, when every bit mattered even!

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 days ago

I love how that video has aged even better by the fact the guy's using Windows 8

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 days ago

as someone who used dos and whose dad used win8, i can confirm xd

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

If only you could train a human to operate a camera and follow the ball.

[-] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 37 points 3 days ago

In the future, computers will do all our art and entertainment for us so we can concentrate on making rich people more money. Yay!

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I’m a camera operator for sporting events. I noticed they had one of these at a rink I shoot at in a small town and chuckled.

Now that they’ve realized it sucks I wish they’d take it down so it would be nice for it to stop getting in my shots.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 days ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Instead we use a worldwide network of interconnected computers and systems to micromanage everyone's lives and convince them all that billionaires are good for the economy, infinite money is possible, immigrants are bad, global warming is not real, perpetual war is normal, no one landed on the moon, the earth is flat and nazis are OK.

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

You forgot birds aren't real.

[-] sheepishly@fedia.io 8 points 3 days ago
[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

the future is just so bright! (boom de yadda etc etc)

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2024
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