Don't bother learning something new, this guy already knows it.

Which would you suggest? (And if you say python, I will attack you with a pointed stick)

Some of us try to understand what we're doing, rather than just copy/paste. It's easy to discount how difficult learning the basics of something is when you're already past it.

Must be several years old - otherwise, javafx deserves quite a bit more ire.

Funny, I might be the only person I know who automatically rounds up gas prices...

You forgot birds aren't real.

Oh my god...

they can't feel what you're feeling.

Well, the fun part is, if you're doing it right, you absolutely can... But if it's never happened before, you don't know what you're missing.

I'm now picturing those 80s games where you had to hit the keys rapidly (and in the correct sequence) to make your character run, but with pelvic thrusts...

Get a room!

Yes.

Unless you want to bring about the end of the world. Seriously, that's how at least some of these people think. They want to throw a monkey wrench in the works, because they think they'll be the ones to survive the apocalypse.