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USA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nation (chaser.com.au)
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[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Don't tell America...

...there's oil in America.

"What?! They have oil? And brown people?!? GET 'EM!"

[-] elvith@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago

Next, they’re bringing them democracy?

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 26 points 1 day ago

Managed Democracy™

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Democrazy^TM^

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

...for SuperAmerica!

[-] B312@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 48 points 1 day ago

Gold

[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

Black gold, one might say!

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 2 points 19 hours ago

Texas tea!

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

FK I bit it

[-] Twoafros@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

This the realest fake headline

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true...

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Mission accomplished.

[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

Now offering Democracy as a Service (DaaS)

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 19 hours ago

Why didn't they name that website the bloomin onion

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

“nepo-baby creep” … pure poetry

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Thanks Obama!

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