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[-] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

A classic dick of Theseus dilemma.

[-] MurderCapitalism@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

This someone else might have saved your health. You could be thankful.

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 7 hours ago

consensual

Is it weird that im creeped out by this clarification

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 4 hours ago

That's the whole point

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 7 hours ago

Maybe because the consensual one isn't usually mind-blowing?

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 hours ago

Sad to hear that consensual sex could be non mindblowing :(

[-] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Realistically - I would assume - more sex involves Weiner blowing than that of minds.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 9 points 5 hours ago

How does one run low on blood?

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Hormone imbalance after a major infection or illness can cause it. Source: Me, i starve my heart of blood if I stand up too quickly.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 2 hours ago

Slips, spills, and forgetting where you left it over night to discover taste funny the next day.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago
[-] lowleekun@ani.social 30 points 7 hours ago

Fake: op having a gf and the money for medical care Gay: thinking about someone elses blood in his dick

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 65 points 8 hours ago

This is why I donate blood

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

This is why I donate sperm.

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago

I'm O- Neo. My blood is given to babies, so no such 'luck'.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 hours ago

Eww, why are you inside a baby?

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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