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[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 22 minutes ago

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 hours ago

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

[-] funkyfarmington@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Y'all need to learn how to sanitize your inputs!

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Be funny as fuck if Canada started extradition procedures when he landed

[-] takeheart@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Na, names are about pronunciation (how you call someone). Written letters are an approximation of that. You can't pronounce a newline, so there's that.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A line break is a non-printable character. So it would only work in the scope of electronic storage. The minute it hits other media, the line break character is subject to how that media handles it’s presence, and then it is lost permanently from that step forward.

Plus, many input forms make use of validation that will just trim anything that isn’t a character or number, removing the line break character.

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 hours ago

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia... *le sigh*

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 2 points 59 minutes ago

Eh, if they went imperial they would be subject to imperial needs leading to all the usual imperial problems.

[-] Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago

What, inconsistent units? /s

[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Should have went with Adolf Olivernipples

[-] Bookmeat@lemmy.world 55 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 hours ago

Hello my name is JohnDoe. My name only contains Latin characters, no spaces allowed.

[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 hours ago

Ah, but you see, "John" and "Doe" are two names - first and last - and when you say "My name is", you're really listing out your names, with spaces inbetween!

But then there's hyphenated names, and I have no idea how those are treated.

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 hours ago

"John Doe" vs ["John", "Doe"] vs {"firstName":"John", "lastName":"Doe"}

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
console.log(Object.values(name).join("\n"));
[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The Romans also had spaces in between words

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I was under the impression that that was actually a medieval invention

[-] dch82@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

But did they have lowercase?

EDIT: Hello my name is JOHN DOE. Only latin characters allowed

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Good luck with that.

Most computer nayetems will trim the crap out of that name, the white spaces like space, tab, \r and \n will be gone by the time it's in the database

[-] socsa@piefed.social 42 points 5 hours ago

If elected president my first order of business will be to make all birth certificates fully unicode compatible.

[-] JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 40 minutes ago

(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻ Miller

[-] takeheart@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

Y̴̥͉͕͌̀ǫ̴̗̅̕u̵̱̾̋͐̚ ̷̡͕͈͛̇h̴̳̱̘̆ä̶̼́̕ṽ̷̬͕è̷͓̰̔̌ ̸̪͋m̷͍͎͙̂́̔ͅy̷̰̘̎́̉ͅ ̷̳͒v̷̭̕o̷̢͚̟͇͒̃͐̕t̴̪̙͗̐͆́ë̶̦͗ ̵̗͌̅p̶̰̫͛̑r̷̨͛̏̈́͝e̷͇͍̋̚͜s̸̳͙̒͘î̶̞̍̍̋͜ͅd̴̰̭͚̞͗ě̶̯̖n̶̩̿̕t̶͎͉̂ ̵̦͂̍̀Z̵̧̲̦̹̾͋a̴̒̑ͅl̷͇̘̝̬͒̊͝ǵ̴̹̣͖'̷͂͜o̴̢͔̱̔ò̷̧͛!̷̦̎͑͆͘ ̵̺̼̜̃̑

[-] agilob@programming.dev 13 points 3 hours ago

How is your son X Æ A-12?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Screw everything about Elon musk

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

"It sounds like a password"

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I govenment site I visited recenly made a point of how it accepts emojis in passwords!

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 5 hours ago
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[-] trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 102 points 7 hours ago

I have an apostrophe and it's super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

So I've received ID with Mc%20dole or they add a space in it. Or I'll get a work email with an apostrophe but I cant use it anywhere because sites have it disabled. And I've missed my flight because I changed my ticket once to add the apostrophe and the system just broke at the gate.

Worse yet many flight companies have "you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details" but their form doesn't allow it. Even most forms for card payments don't allow it even though it's the name on my card.

[-] rekabis@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

I have an apostrophe

Scottish/Irish?

some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

Which kind of apostrophe?

A straight apostrophe, fine - that can and does get used in valid SQL injection attacks. I would be disgusted at any input form that didn’t sanitize that.

But a curly apostrophe? Nothing should be filtering a curly apostrophe, as it has no function or use within SQL. So if you learn how to bring that up in alt codes (Windows, specifically), Key combos (Mac) or dead keys (Linux), as well as direct Unicode codes for most any Win/Mac/*Nix platform, you should be golden.

Unless the developer of that input form was a complete moron and made extra-tight validation.

Plus, knowing the inputs for a lot of extended UTF-8 characters not found on a normal keyboard is also a wee bit of a typing superpower.

[-] agilob@programming.dev 15 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I have an apostrophe and it’s super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

My surname contains a character that's only present in the Polish alphabet. Writing my full name as is broke lots of systems, encoding, printed paperwork and even British naturalisation application on Home Office website. My surname was part of my username back at uni, and everytime I tried to login on Windows, it would crash underlying LDAP server, logging everyone in the classroom out and forcing ICT to restart the server.

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