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I genuinely didn't notice the bossin' design on the toaster until I saw the even better picture on the manual!

There are people who read the manual - peace be upon them.

And there are people who do not read the manual. May they spend enough time on hold to reconsider the errror of their ways.

I assume it's in like 4 or 5 languages though?

Also, gotta spell it out for the people with below average intelligence not to stick fingers, fork, or hands in it. The Toaster isn't a substitute for a rubber duck, etc. lol

“Cancel button does not reset your toast back to bread.”

Probably just covering legal bases so they don't get sued to oblivion because they didn't tell people that toast can burn at prolonged exposure to toasting. And other stuff like that.

I'll bet 10-11 of those pages are safety warnings such as "Do not bathe with your toaster. Do not stab your toaster with a fork." Etc.

I just checked, and it seems even my dualit classic isn't exempt from this!

Though to its credit, it's mostly "how to not set the kitchen on fire" and "how to get the best out of your toast".

Me: pops out crumb tray to clean it.

Me: pushes lever up to raise toast to pull it out easier

Person who never flicked through the manual: WTH?

If any of it contained repair documentation that'd actually be pretty cool, but I'm pretty sure it's mostly just "how to press a button", and "please don't put this in the bathtub"

Did you know, the potentiometers scale is usually supposed to be minutes? Maybe it's in the manual 🙂

It annoys me on toasters like this that you can't activate just one side. If you want to toast a single slice then you still have to have all the elements on instead of just the ones where the bread is.

ADVANCED TOAST: Practical Bread Theory In The Modern Age

You should see the manual for the four-slicer.

Is one of the pages about why they chose to have 7 levels of toasting instead of 11?