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[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 56 minutes ago

I haven't been nuked and woke up to go to work. Where are your warheads when I urgently need them?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

Damn it! Author missed a perfect opportunity to spell it "materiel".

[-] hitwright@lemmy.world 45 points 4 hours ago
[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 hours ago
[-] dennis@midwest.social 53 points 5 hours ago

Admin from lemmy.ml basically summed up in a comic, definitely check out his profile for sequels

https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968 Under replies

The one reply he says US is Balkanizing Russia is hilarious, the stretch these Russian bot farms make

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

wait, then in this case who gets to bomb ~~Belgrad~~ ~~Belgorod~~ Moscow

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

If Russia drops a single nuke, everybody.

That's the thing, no one wants to break the ice at this party.

[-] JWayn596@lemmy.world 50 points 4 hours ago

This guy is a literal moron, you cannot frame the world from a settler-colonist mindset and tell me with a straight face that "Russia Good", "China Good".

Thats not anti-facism, socialism, or anti-imperialism, thats just anti-US.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 4 hours ago

that's campism

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 31 points 4 hours ago

I called him a tankie and sit at 5/5...

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 hours ago

Job ain't done till they instance ban you lmfao

[-] dennis@midwest.social 21 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Link for anyone curious: midwest.social | lemmy.world | sh.itjust.works | discuss.tchncs.de

Apparently he didn't like being called a tankie

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago
[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago

Its like the 6th comment down on your profile m8

[-] dennis@midwest.social 17 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

One of his recent replies (under 1h ago):

You’d think the West would have taken it seriously after Crimea was annexed. But even after losing most of Donetsk, Luhansk, Zaporizhzhia, and Kherson, there are still imperial core labor aristocrat clowns like you, still failing to read the room.

https://midwest.social/post/19479680/13650423

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Aristocrat clown rides into the ring in a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, 100 clowns pile outta that beast. You're in good company here. I want to be Hobo Clown With the latest iPhone.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

His handler needs to tell him to tone it down. It's just too unbelievable

[-] dennis@midwest.social 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He's basically taking advantage of his position in the only instance where a Lemmy dev is present as admin (who probably isn't aware of what this admin has been up to, maybe), to spread propaganda, it goes from Chinese propaganda narratives to Russian propaganda, his profile is full of it and he replies quite often, I wonder how he has so much time..

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago

I see you’re new. The two main lemmy devs are tankies themselves

[-] dennis@midwest.social 13 points 4 hours ago

Whew, thats disappointing.. I didn't know, thanks for the heads up!

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Sure is! I’ve heard some are working on a compatible fork to get away from the platform being dependent upon them; not sure where that stands though.

[-] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

from what i understand, they dgaf about other instances

[-] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

The drop in replacement is Sublinks, though it hasn't gotten any commits since augest, so it might be a while.

The most promising potential replacement is Piefed, which is already operational. It's ahead of Lemmy in some ways, and rougher in others, but the Dev is a chill dude :)

Also @dennis@midwest.social

[-] _bcron_@lemmy.world 30 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Not nuked yet but if I gotta choose between being nuked for standing behind some pretty reasonable principles, or living and allowing some strong arm bully to do whatever the fuck they want under that threat, I guess I've found the hill I'm willing to be nuked on

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago
[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 hours ago

✋

But I got better. It was really just a little nuking.

You got nuked or you got newted?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Got nuked this morning once, and three times this afternoon!

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

You're supposed to wait for the microwave to turn off before you grab the burrito out.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago

That's called a microwave

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 20 points 5 hours ago

Not sure what I ate but I just nuked my toilet. Does it count?

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Russia over here acting like it's the end of world. But did you die?

[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

Literally on fire right now. 🔥

[-] lath@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

I am feeling a bit chernobylite...

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

Crawl out through the fallout baby

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

It's a fallout boy!

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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