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'Choose' rhymes with 'lose'? I mean c'mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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[-] vaper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Loose rhymes with noose. I can't think of a word that's spelled and pronounced like lose so you have me there.

choose lose cruise booze

all rhyme lol

Words pronounced like lose? That's easy. Close

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 24 minutes ago

Close is way closer to clothes than it is to lose. And close is more like gross.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

I was joking, close would only be pronounced similar to lose if it were spelled clues.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

both come from the same root

[-] jimmy90@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

english is a very silly language that's evolved so you can do almost anything with it

it's a risky strat but it seems to have worked

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Are you familiar with “The Chaos” by Gerard Nolst Trenité?

Deep breath:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaos

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 3 hours ago

I believe the generally accepted scientific term for the English language is "clusterfuck".

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

*kloostaphux

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

May as well combine words with the same pronunciation into one word and call it Simplified English (/s)

Honestly tho, this is one of the features of Simplified Chinese, which created the infamous "fuck vegetables" (干菜类).

It's meant to say "dried vegetables" (乾菜類 in TC), but 乾→干. Meanwhile, there exists 幹→干 as well, which means "fuck".

fuck vegetables

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 23 minutes ago

So this is where I find cucumber?

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Fuck as in curse or as an action?

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Used in this context? Action. But it can mean both.

[-] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Even better :D

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago

It's a miracle I know it, and having to teach someone how to read and spell was an eye opener for me trying to explain "this is like this except for this one word because... Reasons and sometimes there's a variation like this because...reasons" so many times.

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 minutes ago

Mostly the "reasons" just boil down to etymology. We spell things the way the languages we stole them from spelled them.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Having to explain to my spanish speaking friends why an english word is spelled one way but pronounced another entirely different way gave me the same experience. So many times i have to tell them: “i don’t know english is just weird.”

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 hours ago

Agreed, I am teaching my second son to read.

I am having the same conversations as when I taught my first to read.

"ok, this word is a 'sight word' because it doesn't make the sounds you expect. It says won, but it looks like it says on-e"

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 35 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

The bigger problem is that lose should rhyme with pose or close. Loose is fine.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 10 hours ago

Don't get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

[-] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

How can the soldier knead anything if they're made of lead?

[-] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 hours ago
[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 3 points 5 hours ago

I barely started reading and i hate this already.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 4 points 6 hours ago

Didn’t even have to click. Great poem

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

I read this and all I could think of was "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"

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[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

they are very different in my mind. perhaps because i first came across them in their respective contexts through reading.

even when speaking, to me, lose rhymes with booze and loose rhymes with goose.

this has never been a problem for me, personally.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 10 hours ago

And here's me, another non-native speaker, just learning that booze doesn't rhyme with goose.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

They didn't, except among the ignorant and autocorrect.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

There's ~~too~~ ~~to~~ two different ways to pronounce and spell many words.

Fuck, that's three!

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[-] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

What about the words that are only different in tone.

Content and content

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

It is read like lead, not read like lead.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 6 hours ago

Or lede for that matter

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 hours ago

If we start now, we can probably switch the pronunciations of Aristotle and chipotle within a generation.

Chip-ot-el

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans...or almost, anyway.

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