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[–] fatalError@lemmy.sdf.org 42 points 2 years ago

Calm down satan

[–] I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.

[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] conc@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The design sounds very human.

[–] gingersneak@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.

[–] TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

They make nose rings very convenient for 9v

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

This is the equivalent of people going around sticking plungers onto bald heads.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't the electricity just go through the metal piercing instead of the (less conductive) flesh, causing no shock?

[–] Hangglide@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

ah I did not think of that

Having touched a nine volt battery to the metal on my braces when I was a teenager I'm going to bet you'd feel it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Watch me evil Pingu’s head with a ~~lorry~~ battery!”

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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