"What the fuck, dude."

Nothing, because that's not elon and he wouldn't answer

Do you ever think about the consequences of what you do?

What's it like to have all your kids hate you?

"How many billions is enough?"

I'm guessing the answer would be something like "It's never enough."

Can I please be seated anywhere else

Why do you think nobody has killed you yet?

How's your family?

I would kindly ask him to shove a cactus up his ass :3

Impossible. I’d never put myself in a situation where it’s possible to sit next to this asshole.

"Have you ever done something good that didn't have any benefit for yourself?"

The answer is obviously no, but it would be fun to dismantle his ego.

"I brought you a cup of hot novachuk tea."

"get out of my sun"

You already know. You don't even have to ask. You know exactly what any one of us on this site would do to Elon Musk or Donald Trump behind closed doors, and you know without even thinking about it for a second.

...whatever it may be.

You wanna buy some art as a tax writeoff?

takes out sharpie and writes ,000,000 at the end of a $10 price tag.

Do you actually care about Trump, or do you want to ensure Tesla has no competition

How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?

Hey bro here is my bank account details. You know I only need a few million bucks.

"were you dropped as a baby or are you just removed?"