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[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[-] KuzhinierSileon@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago
[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[-] Famko@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 21 hours ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[-] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago

Mr Hand's computer

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 97 points 1 day ago

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[-] Moose@moose.best 17 points 1 day ago

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago

did they stutter

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 4 points 23 hours ago

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[-] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 day ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

oh ok then. you'll be spared

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 day ago

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[-] _wizard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Horses love it.

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I want to see the psp folder!

[-] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

The only place I bet.

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[-] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 1 day ago

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's all also porn.

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[-] jayk@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

You can't fool Everything.

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