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[-] Asetru@feddit.org 6 points 11 hours ago

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 17 points 14 hours ago

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[-] 69420@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[-] kryptonidas 7 points 13 hours ago

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube

[-] teletext@reddthat.com 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!

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