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[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Furries?

You mean werewolves… the whole “fursuit” thing is just a ruse

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Man imagine getting bit by a werewolf, waiting eagerly for the next full moon to see what kind of powerful, badass creature you'll transform into... Only to get hit by a ray of moonlight and see this looking back at you in the mirror.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago

Is that... your mirror?

[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Honestly

Could’ve been a sergal

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of that Mayhem song, Fabulous In Eternity.

[-] Talnar@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Vampire being caught dead in a shabby coffin; really had me. Great chuckle.

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I don't think they secure coffins anymore. These days we've got a nice little thing called gravity. I hear dirt has a lot of it. Also the hinges keep everything in line.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You're going to eat your sarcastic words once the zombie apocalypse is in full swing.

[-] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Jews have it really secure. The put a literal one ton rock on top of their burials. They're called ledgers. Not gonna see any Jewish zombies digging their way out.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I don't have much experience, but the few occupied coffins I've seen had screws (with decorative wooden balls so you don't need tools) and no hinges at all.

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